Friday, 14 October 2011

I have been praying 24/7

That is why I have not posted. I was praying an Earthquake would take out the gays, but I obviously need to pray more.

Monday, 10 October 2011

Another quote!!!

 Romans 2:1

"Therefore you are inexcusable, O man, whosoever you are that judge: for in what you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you that judge do the same things."

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Sunday's gospel says:

Sunday's gospel has told me that the Internet is the anti-Christ, and it is actually planning on killing us all my transforming our routers into pipe bombs that will simultaneously explode, killing all of use with a computer that has Internet access.

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Twitter is the anti-Christ

Follow me on Twitter if you agree!/spearman42

Judges 15:15-16

15 Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.
 16 Then Samson said,
   “With a donkey’s jawbone
   I have made donkeys of them.
With a donkey’s jawbone
   I have killed a thousand men.”

Friday, 7 October 2011

More Bible Quotes!

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

While you're waiting, have a quote from God himself

Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Church only open Sunday's

gtfo im too lazy to write anything until Sunday